YAAAAAAA

GOIN IN NOV SUCKERS!!!!!!!

OMG WTF OMG WTF?!?!?!?!?!

HOLY COW!!!!! NEW TRAILER 4 MOVIE CALLED SUPER 8(i am a big cloverfield fan, i know all of the side stories, and this is made by jj abrahams and speilberg) (abrahams made lost which has connections to cloverfield, which has connections to secret websites and star trek and Fringe all of which he created) good explination here http://cloverfieldclues.blogspot.com/

YOU HEARd It HERE 1St

so.........................., ive been thinking of making jimbooks animations and [me work on its] AnD I BLAJRISKDFIASKFDGNMCXNDAKFJDSMCXZSKFJVNXMDFJGBMDNXKSBJVMXS or in other words, i have been working a second poem (i will type my first) about Justin Gayber i mean Bieber, and its about him caught under drug charges, and (believe me, it is one of the darkest things ive written [no pun intended])
so.........Ya

W-WAIT!

i turned off public view for the jimbooks website (so i can say it "goes live" later on)

Combat Arms Review

(first of all, i forget to make update but i post lot a thing already)
Okay, this game is very (whats the word...?) 50/50. It plays like counter strike, but has the look of Cod. The game lets you buy a heck alot of weapons, but since there is no membership, they have to get money to keep it running. To solve this problem, they make you use your own money to pay for weapons and other stuff. I am sort of okay with this, but the problem is that so it is fair, they make you only use the item for a certain amount of days! This is very annoying. The good thing though, is that you recieve a starter pack in the beggining. The bad thing, is that it only works for 7 days. The maps are somewhat fun and somewhat small. The best mode however, is firefight and Quarintine Regen. In fire fight, you either fight with your friends against  a large amount of NPCs to get to a hostage in the middle east, or you fight a swarm of zombies inside of a tiny cabin.(very similar to nazi zombies) In Quarintine regen, you fight against one zombie out of the entire group, and whoever he touches, turns into a zombie, and you try to infect others, or try to stay alive.
FINAL THOUGHTS
---an ok game
---bad purchasing system (you have to buy literally everything from respawn tokens to powerups)
---fun modes
---worth trying out
---not worth investing your life into it (buy a PS3 instead)


                     [6.5/10]
(BTW, my name is jimbooks and i joined 4/25/10)
 my 2nd review

OFFICAL JIMBOOKS SPONSORSHIP LOGO

Notice anything suspicous?

i got this of the robot chicken season 4 page on itunes (read the titles)

NEWS

 

Pretty badass

I have created some related and unrelated jimbooks art with my bamboo fun (no pun intended) You can view all of them on my newgrounds account ( name: XDOP) (PLEASE VOTE!!!) and on facebook, or right here

hay buy

i also made some shirts (go to my facebook for those)

NEW

NEW BACKGROUND
(don't know how to use my own pic)

WEEKEND UPDATE 4/18/10

I will now start to do weekwnd updates every saturday (yes i know today is sunday)

First of all, i am honestly way too lazy to do the jimbooks website, so......ya.

I just posted a review----
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(below this post)

And, i finally started using this thing i got a few years ago,  --->
and the corel software that came with it and i created this!!!

I also went to the Long Beach Grand Prix......so...ya.

DATS ALL I GOTS TO SAY FOR TODAY

Red Steel 2 Review

I will now start doing reviews for things that i see or buy.

On 4/5/10, I bought Red Steel 2, and holy shizz, this is the best dang wii game EVAR!!!!!

The wii motion plus, makes it sooo accurate, and although you only have 4 guns available to buy, the swordfights are fffing sweet!!
The guns you use have gold decerations all around them, and since the entire game is in first-person, when you stab someone on the ground, the whole camera swerves to the side. The only thing thats better then the gameplay is the cutscenes.
SPOILER ALERT!!!!
At the beggining of the game, you wake up in a desert, and instantly you are tied to the back of a motorcycle, and you see in first-person, yourself getting dragged across a city under trucks and everything!!! There is also an even more awesome cutscene when you are on top of a truck, but ill leave that for you to discover on your own.
Although there is no multiplayer (damn it)
the game is experimental like the first one.
(redsteel one came out when the wii came out. Red steel 2 came out when the wii motion plus came out)
Hopefully, Redsteel 3(if there is one), will have multiplayer.
Although the game is unrealistic, because there is no civilians(WTF?!) it is still A LOT of fun.
Overall score--- 10.0 out of 10.


BONUS REVIEW!!!
First of all, buy it at costco, because they have a bundle.
Redsteel 1($10)+Redsteel 2 ($40) + Wii motion plus ($20)= $70
INSTEAD of $53 for the costco bundle, with the first game, second game and wii motion plus.

 RED STEEL
This is an okay game, it has some pretty badass explosions, but it is pretty racist (sort of).  The black guy in the LA car body shops (no offense) fight you with baseball bats (LOL), and every one sounds the same. It takes a couple shots to kill the people, and the first-person view looks almost identical to Goldeneye (both the N64 version and the new version).
There are only 4 multiplayer maps, which are mostly pitch black, so you can't see where you are, and the swordplay is plain bad. (espesically when an old dude is telling you how to swordfight right in the middle of an actcual battle)
The nice thing though, is that you can save the people in the sword battles.
Fun game, Very explosive.
Overall Score---7.9 out of 10

MAY 7

We all know school food sucks right?

So on May 7, DO NOT BUY LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SPREAD THE WORD

DOESN'T MATTER HOW OLD OR WHAT GRADE

SEND THIS TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!!!!!1

MAKE IT A NATIONAL HOLIDAY!!!!

SPREAD THE WORD!!!!!!!!
DO NOT BUY LUNCH!!!!!!!!!!

UPDATEIE

jimbooks website is in production, and lemme tell you straight, BELIEVE ME IT IS SERIOUSLY THE HARDEST THING TO DO!!!!! THERE ARE SO MANY F***ING OPTIONS, MAKING IT CONFUSING AS HELL!!!!

With that out of the way, if you want the link to the website (currently in beta or demo or whatever)
it is HERE
by the way i made the funniest poem evear!!!!

if youve read Casey's at Bat i made a follow up sequel, in which he wakes up drunk and gets arrested for flashing people.

Jimbooks

PENGUINE MAN!!!!
<(")

so addicting

raze is soooooo adicting. its like 2d halo. just make sure you put it in the lowest graphics setting available, so it runs smoothly

stupied goglie

google wont let me make jimbooks da website, since the url is already used

moar cumminge sooooon

i will now offically work on da jimbooks website!!!!

3.20.10 IS HERE!!!!!! SEASON 2 HERE I COME!!!!!

its finally here!!!

jimbooks season 2 !!!!

O YA HES HERE LIKE RIGHT NOW
AND I TOOK PICS OF EVERY SINGLE JIMBOOK!!!!!
(since i dont have a scanner)

BUT ITS DA MOMENT YOUVE ALL BEEN WAITING 4
 AND ITS RIGHT HERE!!!!!!

(drumroll please) DA FIRST ONLINE JIMBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jimbooks Presents Bday
By: Me

Suprise! said builder ben it was jims bday!
Then the lights turned off...

Jim heard gunshots. BAM BAM And knife sounds Schlick, Schlick

the lights turned back on. there was blood. ben was died
(invisible guy)

Jim saw a note, but he couldnt read it

then he had a seziure, till he woke up...

Welcome back Ya!
...but ben was missing

screw it, read this last one

goodjob

yay 4 motivation

jjjjjjjjiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmm

ya HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?

2 moar daieys  till Season 2 premiere!

I created a new blog, called channel 6 local news, where i will put fake news reports

im working on a new cast pic w/ all da new jim cast

ITS COMMIN'''
O YEAH
IT TIS COMMIN IN DA TOWN OF DA PURPLE FARIES ON BATHROOM SINKS OF HELL

3.20.10

JIMBOOKS

HAPPY st. Pattys

i might take time to put on jb cause my dad, and mom's pc are both died so i might take some time to du it, since my dad is using dis computer




PS. I made new jim posters, if i can find out how to put them on here

help

cant upload poster for jimbooks

jb.com aint dead, it was just takin a break

no really i mean it

You just got memowned!

well my scanner currently doesnt exist, so i made a really crappy Great idea  to take a photo of every single jimbook, starting with the newest one. (this will take some time)

Help me stop procrasinating!

jimbooks
SEASON 2

3.20.10

ITS COMMIN!!!

SEASON 222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222222

jimbooks mysteriously dissapeared to come back 4 SEASON 2!!!

including special guests. musical guests, new characthers, and designs!

commin 3.20.10

includes XXX, XXXXXX, and XXXXXXX

(still cannot scan. dont got one)